You know, all I want is a cigarette. That's it! Is that so much to ask for? At this point I'd take one already half-smoked. A drink, too. That'd be great. And to sleep for about three days, but, whatever.Oh, yeah. If anyone sees Kitty Jones, let me know. She took my Glock and I want it back ( Read more... )

Kitty Jones got herself fucking caught.

I need more 9mm for the MP5 and I can't find any. If you have some, tell me before I figure it out myself and shoot you for it. This is not a test.

( Filtered to Mal, Serenity Crew, Bebop Crew | unhackable )

Alright, I admit it. In a last ditch effort to make sure my stocking isn't full of coal, I'm admitting it: I haven't gotten any of you anything. So what the hell do you people want from me? It's not like you've given me any hints or anything.

Honestly, I'm not a mind reader.

Oh, and by the way, this isn't my idea of an early Christmas gift. He ( Read more... )